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Make a Statement Against Tabloid Interpretations of Drug Use with Our 'Just Say No to Crack' Shirt

Make a Statement Against Tabloid Interpretations of Drug Use with Our 'Just Say No to Crack' Shirt

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"Nitrous? No, thank you!" - No way, Jose! I'd rather stick to the good stuff, like herbal tea and aromatherapy candles. Besides, I heard that nitrous can cause you to laugh uncontrollably, and I already do enough of that when I watch cat videos on YouTube, I mean, I usually watch those while I'm completely stoned, but that's just weed, so whatever

"Hippy Crack is whack - just say no" - Crack? No way, man. I don't need that kind of negativity in my life. I'd rather stick to positive vibes and good energy, like the kind you get from a really good hug or a fresh batch of hash brownies.

"Laughing gas? More like choking gas" - Ha! Laughing gas? More like gasping-for-air gas. I don't know about you, but I don't find suffocation all that amusing. I'd rather stick to breathing in fresh mountain air or the sweet scent of freshly-baked cookies, or a fireplace using dank buds for kindling.

"No need for Hippy Crack when you're high on life (or other natural substances)" - Who needs Hippy Crack when you've got life, man? Life is like a never-ending trip, full of adventure and wonder. And if you really need a boost, you can always turn to other natural substances, like a gravity bong with some dank Northen Lights.

"Keep your head clear, say no to Hippy Crack" - The only thing I want to be hazy is the outline of my friend's faces when we're taking group selfies. That's why I'm saying no to Hippy Crack and keeping my head clear. I don't need any mind-altering substances to have a good time - just some good music and a comfy couch to melt into while I'm completely stoned. Wait...what?

"There's nothing cool about sucking on a canister" - Seriously, what's up with people sucking on canisters? It's like they've never heard of straws or cups. Plus, it just looks silly. If you want to be cool, try doing something that actually requires skill, like playing a musical instrument or solving a Rubik's Cube while rolling a joint with the other hand.

"Real hippies don't need nitrous oxide" - Real hippies don't need nitrous oxide to feel groovy, man. They're already in tune with the universe and all its natural wonders. They get high on life, love, and other good stuff. Plus, they know how to make their own tie-dye shirts, which is way cooler than inhaling gas from a canister, especially if you're completely stoned.

"Hippy Crack is whack - just say nope" - No, nope, nada, nunca. Hippy Crack is not my jam, and it shouldn't be yours either. Unless you're into feeling dizzy, disoriented, and possibly passing out, in which case...NeVeRmInD.

"Nitrous oxide: the lazy man's high" - You know what they say - if it's too easy, it's not worth it. Nitrous oxide is like the fast food of drugs - cheap, easy, and ultimately unsatisfying. Real highs require effort, like going to home depot and buying 20 feet of PVC piping and oversized ratchet kits so you can make a 20 foot bong, or like climbing a mountain or writing a novel. So don't be a lazy man - say no to nitrous oxide, and say maybe to smoking so much weed your arms decide they don't remember how to work.

Looking for a classic tee that's both stylish and comfortable? Look no further than our 'Just Say No to Crack' shirt, made from 100% cotton for a structured look that maintains sharp lines around the edges. This shirt goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits and is extra trendy now!

Our shirt is available in a range of colors, including Sport Grey (90% cotton, 10% polyester), Ash Grey (99% cotton, 1% polyester), and Heather colors (50% cotton, 50% polyester). The fabric weight is 5.0-5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²), which provides a comfortable fit without being too heavy or too light.

We use open-end yarn and tubular fabric to create a shirt that's durable and long-lasting, even after repeated washings. The taped neck and shoulders add an extra layer of reinforcement, while the double seam at the sleeves and bottom hem ensures that our shirt won't unravel or come apart at the seams.

Our 'Just Say No to Crack' shirt is sourced from a variety of locations, including Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, and Mexico. We take pride in ensuring that our suppliers follow ethical and sustainable practices, so you can feel good about wearing our shirt.

So why not add our 'Just Say No to Crack' shirt to your wardrobe today? It's the perfect way to make a statement against tabloid interpretations of drug use and promote healthier choices, while also looking stylish and trendy. And while you're at it, be sure to check out our other counter culture apparel - we've got plenty of other shirts, hats, and accessories that celebrate individuality and non-conformity.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

At, we're committed to reducing waste and minimizing our impact on the environment. That's why we make our 'Just Say No to Crack' shirt especially for you as soon as you place an order. This means that it may take a bit longer for us to deliver it to you, but we think it's worth it.

By making our products on demand instead of in bulk, we can reduce overproduction and ensure that we're not contributing to the problem of excess waste. We believe that thoughtful purchasing decisions can make a real difference, and we're proud to offer products that reflect this belief.

So when you order our 'Just Say No to Crack' shirt, you can feel good about supporting a company that values sustainability and ethical practices. You're not just buying a shirt - you're making a statement about the kind of world you want to live in.

Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision and for supporting our mission to provide counter culture apparel to people who value individuality and non-conformity. We'll do our best to get your shirt to you as soon as possible, and we know you'll love it when you receive it.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5
5XL 89 81.3 64.3
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