"Boomer" Unisex t-shirt

We were hip cats on the prowl for kicks, hopping into my buddy's borrowed wheels and hitting the road. Destination: anywhere but here, Daddy-O. Crank up the tunes, crack open a cold one and watch America fly by.

Time melted away like Dali's watch as we toked and joked our way through a haze of pre-dawn truck stops and all-night diners. The sun peeked over the horizon, giving the open road ahead an inviting glow.

Somewhere outside Albuquerque the last of our stash went up in smoke. No matter, there's bound to be another small town head shop just down this two-lane blacktop. These places all look the same but different, filled with the familiar lingering aroma of sandalwood incense and patchouli. The long-haired proprietor eyeballs us coolly from behind John Lennon specs perched on the edge of his nose.

"Whatcha boys into...pot, peyote or psilocybin?" he inquires with a wry smile. We shoot the breeze about Leary and Kerouac, Dylan and the Dead, feeling instant karma with a fellow wanderer. He suggests a "boomer" from his private reserve to continue our journey. We drop a few bills on the counter, he slips us a matchbook with a single capsule inside.

Back on the open road we let the boomer take hold, exploring inner and outer space together. The dharma bums ride again.

Introducing the "Boomer" t-shirt - the ultimate fashion statement for those who want to proudly proclaim their advanced age and outdated way of thinking! Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with a touch of polyester in the Heather colors for added durability), this t-shirt is soft, lightweight, and stretchy, making it the perfect choice for all your lounging and nostalgia-inducing needs. Plus, it's pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and shoulder-to-shoulder taped for maximum comfort and a flattering fit. And, to top it all off, it's proudly sourced from a variety of countries, including Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, and the good old US of A. So why wait? Get your "Boomer" t-shirt today and let the world know that you're not afraid to embrace your inner grandparent!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!